The Voyages of the R.S. Flying Wardrobe: Episode 11–You Bought What?

I put a spotlight on the structure. “It’s bad enough you lot installed an outhouse in the cargo bay. Is that thing even sanitary?”

Jay steps forward. “Actually, it’s a TURDIS, not a privy. A Timetravel Utility Relativity Device In Shithouse. And the receipt guarantees it was thoroughly disinfected prior to the sale.”

“I don’t think it’s clean anymore.” Zombie points to a raggedy furball lifting its leg and watering the corner of the TURDIS.

IT PEED ON ME? WHO BOUGHT THIS DISGUSTING CREATURE?

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